Sachin and Sourav

Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly, now pretty old guys, 75 and 76 years old, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about cricket, like they do everyday.

 

Sachin turns to Sourav and says, "Do you think there's cricket in heaven?"

 

Ganguly thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal: if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's cricket in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same."

 

They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Sachin passes on.

 

One day soon afterward, Ganguly is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Sourav... Sourav!"

 

Ganguly responds, "Sachin! Is that you?" "Yes it is, Sourav," whispers Sachin's ghost.

 

Ganguly, still amazed, asks, "So, is there cricket in heaven?" "Well," says Sachin, "I've got good news and bad news."

 

"Gimme the good news first," says Ganguly.

 

Sachin says, "Well... there is cricket in heaven."

 

Ganguly says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that?"

 

Sachin sighs and whispers,

 

"You are going to open the innings this Friday."

Hindi Love Letter

Prem Patra

My Dear ‘Anamica': 

You must be surprised to receive this ‘Prem Patra' from me. Let me make my ‘Pahechan' to you as ‘Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge'. Though I am an ‘Awaara', I am also your ‘Deewana'. 

I am making you a ‘Prarthna' to enter ‘Zindagi' as a ‘Priyatama'. Even though I do not have any ‘Sambandh' with you, I still consider you as my ‘Dream Girl' with ‘Lal Dupatta Malmal Ka'. There are only ‘Do Raaste' left for me. One is to get your love by ‘Tyag' or to go the ‘Rangeela' way. 

Wouldn't you like to be ‘Mere Jeevan Saathi' as you are ‘Lakhon Mein Ek'? I also hope that you will ‘Guide' me in ‘Bahar' as we are made for ‘Ek Duje Ke Liye'. 

We will live in ‘Naya Zamana' where we will have a ‘Suhana Safar'. In this ‘Himalay Ki God Mein', our ‘Bandhan' is going to tied with ‘Preet Ki Dor'. I hope that we will have nothing but ‘Anand' in ‘Ye Dillagi.' 

Aren't you bored of ‘Akele Hum Akele Tum' life? Let this ‘Baazigar' be your ‘Boy Friend' and we start ‘Pehli Mohabbat'. This ‘Chahat' is going to lead to a ‘Milan' where you are going to call me everyday for ‘Aao Pyar Karen.' 

Now, ‘Phir Kab Miloge' as ‘Tumse Accha Kaun Hein'? As you know my love is ‘Himalay Se Uncha' and hopefully our ‘Mulakat' will be ‘An Evening in Paris.' ‘Aa Gale Lag Jaa'! 

‘Hum Aapke Hain Koun...'? 

Prem Pujaari

New Style Love Letter

My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda) , after WIPRO (Applying Thought) so much ,I dare to say that You are my TVS SCOOTY (First love) and my AIWA (Pure passion). I always BPL (Believe in the best) and you are SANSUI (Better than the best). You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (Delivering a million smiles) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (Seriously fresh) feeling for me. 

I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (The Unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (Born Tough) but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (The Josh Machine) and rest of our family members are KELVINATORS (The Coolest ones). 

If they say no, we will run away and marry and PHILIPS (Let's Make Things Better). They will feel MIRINDA (Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in COCA COLA (Jo chahe ho jaye). For our marriage SAMSUNG DIGITALL (Everyone's Invited) and after marriage we'll become WHIRLPOOL (U and ME - The World's best homemakers) 

Trust in God who's always NOKIA (Connecting people) who love each other. And we are WILLS (Made for each other) . Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (Real taste of life), SATYAM ONLINE (Fun, Fast, Easy).So never forget me. Ok bye! 

I wrote little but PEPSI (Yeh dil mange more). 

LG (Digitally Yours) !!!!!