Gender of Computer

What is the gender of Computer
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A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlikeEnglish, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.''Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'
A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into twogroups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whethercomputer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group wasasked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of thefeminine gender ('la computadora'), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers isincomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory forpossible later retrieval; and
4.. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spendinghalf your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine('el computador'), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time theyARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited alittle longer, you could have gotten a better model.

Thought of the Day

Thought of the DAY...

Alcohol may not be the answer to all the questions....

- Swami Vivekananda

But alcohol helps u to forget the entire question itself........

- Swami Vijay Mallya

Shero-Shayari

zindagi hai to khwab hain, 

khwab hain to manzilen hain, 

manzilen hai to raste hain, 

raste hain to muskilen hain, 

muskilen hain to MAIN HOON NAA. 

Kabristhan ke cahaukidar ke kabar pe baite hue kutte ki gale ke pat mein chupe hue virus ki sar ke baal ke andar ki bacteria ki kasam tusse!!! Great !!! ho!!!

Saaz k 7 awaz, Samander k 7 sahil, Phool k 7 khushbo, Jism k 7 rooh, Shama k 7 parwany, Khushi k 7 gum or aap k 7 hum :-)

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,

jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi,

dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim,

bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi !! 

God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, 

lekin behja to aisa bheja 

ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, 

Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, 

isliye maine tujhe bheja!

Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, 

Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, 

Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, 

to 8ve din naha lana chahiye.

kya mangu khuda se tume pane ke baad.

kiska karu intzar zindgi main tere aane ke baad.

kyun pyar me jaan luta deta hai log ,

mujhe maloom hua tumhe apna banane ke baad

Her sham ke bad rat ati hai, 

her baat ke bad tumhari yaad ati hai, 

chup reh ker bi dekh lia hum ne,

Khamoshion se bi tumhari awaz ati hai.

Na gila karte hain , na shikwa karte hain, tum salamat raho yanhi dua karte hain

New Year Resolution

My New Year resolution

 

 

 

 

 

No matter what happens in the project,

 

Whatever may be the pressure, deadlines, tensions+

 

 

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I'll maintain this spirit

 

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