A Story about Onsite...!

One fine day, Vivek's PL Bhatia asks him whether he has any time for a small

meeting. Vivek obviously has time and so the two go to a conference

room. Bhatia then clears his throat and says "Vivek, there is an on-site

requirement. It is in Covina, Los Angeles. It is for six months. I can

suggest your name. Do you have any problems?"


Vivek cannot believe his ears. Of course why should any one have problems

going to the Sam land. "Of course no Bhatia.. I have no

problems." he says.


Bhatia looks at him very kindly and says "You better draw up your personal

plans with your wife and let me know in a day or two" That's when Vivek

remembers that he has a wife. Then it strikes him that there is a himalayan

problem in front of him. Shobana is working in Wipro. She is in

the middle of a project in which she is a moduleleader. She cannot leave it

all and come to Covinawith Vivek. On the otherhand it will be cruel on

Vivek's part to leave her here and go to Covinafor more than half a year. Moreover,

they have just been married. Vivek can stay back. But one day he has to go..


He cannot stay back in India indefinitely. Project requirements are too

demanding. Shobana can resign Wipro and accompany Vivek. But what is the

guarantee that she would find such a nice job in such a nice company after they come  


back from Covina? So Shobana and Vivek discuss this issue. They reluctantly agree to get separated for six months.


Vivek hugs Shobana in the airport and says "I will be BACK" in a typical

Arnold Scharzegger tone and then boards Delta Airways leaving Shobana in

tears. In Covina Vivek gets lots of work and his stay gets extended by  two

more months. The days and months move very slowly. Vivek starts counting

even minutes.



During this period, Shobana's PL Ashish Mehta calls her one day and asks

her whether she has any time for a small meeting. Shobana wonders what

that meeting is.. They go to the conference room and Mehta tells her

about a great on-site requirement in Berlin, Germanyfor their customer.

"It is for six months and you are most suited person for this. I am

going to suggest your name. Do you have any problems?" Mehta asks her.

Shobana gets excited.. Berlin! She has never been out of India. So she

instantly nods her head. Mehta then smiles and says "Okay discuss with

your hubby and let me know in a day or two"



That's when Shobana gets the gravity of the situation. It will be two

months before Vivek can come home..... By the time Shobana will have left to

Berlinfor six months. Shobana cannot decline this as this is an

important assignment. That night Vivek spends hundred dollars on

telephone to discuss this matter with Shobana. Finally they decide to go

ahead. Shobana breaks down in the phone and Vivek breaks down thinking

about his phone bill. And then Shobana leaves to Berlin.


One month after that,Vivek comes back to India. Then Shobana calls him

almost everyday and they discuss about all petty things on the phone.

Shobana applies for a loan to clear her telephone bills. Vivek gets into

a new project which is not yet started. His PL Prateek Ray calls him one

day and says that he has to go to ToledoOhiofor the requirement analysis

of that project. Vivek frantically says no. Shobana is arriving next month. He doesn't

want to miss her. But Ray assures him that the work is only for one month and

that he would be back before Shobana comes to India. Thus Vivek flies to

ToledoOhioand gets into the requirement analysis of the new project.

That's when he comes to know how difficult it is to retrieve information

from the users. You can design a system the user wants only when the

user knows what he wants. Vivek gets baffled by the questions his users

put..


"Do you think I need those fields "GMG_TYPE_HJHJ_TW" and

"Auto_level_ind"?What are they by the way?" The requirements analysis

stage continues for three full months at this pace. Shobana comes to Indiaone

month after that. And she tells her PL that she doesn't want anymore

on-site assignments. "I understand" says Mehta and she desperately waits for Vivek to come back to India. It has already been two months over a year

since they last met. Vivek then gets the role of an on-site co-ordinator

for this customer. He calls Shobana that night and they really don't

know what to do. Shobana offers to resign her job and join him in Toledo. But

she is getting 21 grand per month in Indiaand Vivek doesn't want to lose

that. "Two more months Shobana and I promise I will be back" Shobana

retorts back, "There is no solution for this problem." Vivek gets

surprised. "What are you talking about?" he asks her. Shobana fights back her tears. "As long as I am in Wipro I will be getting a lot of on-site opportunities. Even if I

decline all of them, what about you? You also work for a software

company and there you need to go abroad almost once every quarter.



I cannot accompany you as you don't want me to resign my job here. Does

that mean we have to stay like this forever? Vivek! I love you and I

don't know how I spent fifteen months without even seeing you once. I

may not recognize you also if you come in front of me now... Tell me Vivek,

is there a solution for this problem?" Vivek doesn't speak anything for a

moment. He then realizes the truth in her sentences. It is a neverending

problem.

But what about the 20 grand she is getting per month?

"Vivek, is money everything? Can't we comfortably live with what you are

getting? Please Vivek, try to understand the situation" Shobana breaks

down. Vivek is still undecided. He married a software engineer with a

hope that with two incomes he would have a good deal of money to plan their

future."Let us face the reality, Vivek" Shobana says, "How much are you

paying for the phone calls now? More than 20 grand per month.


If I am with you there will your phone bill be so astronomical? Just

tell me one thing. Won't you be happy having me there with you?" Shobana

slowly turns hysterical. Vivek gets into the crux of the situation. It is true.

He has been spending around 600 to 700 dollars per month on Indiacalls...

that is far more than what Shobana is getting then. He thinks and

thinks..for two days he does nothing else but thinking. Finally he decides that

he should have Shobana with him all the time from then onwards at any cost.

Shobana gladly prepares the resignation letter and submits it. Her PL

smiles and says "You've made the right decision Shobana..

Congratulations  for the bold step. I understand your problems. Anyway! you have a three

months notice period here, right? We have a one month assignment in

Singapore..."


MORAL : No software professional should marry another software professional.... unless one of them is ready to resign

LEFT BRAIN VS.RIGHT BRAIN

Try This...........

Check if you are normal.......

WHILE SITTING AT YOUR DESK, LIFT YOUR RIGHT FOOT OFF THE FLOOR  AND
MAKE CLOCKWISE CIRCLES (keep doing)

NOW, WHILE DOING THIS, DRAW THE NUMBER "6"  IN THE AIR WITH YOUR RIGHT
HAND FINGER

YOUR FOOT WILL CHANGE  DIRECTIONS (ANTICLOCKWISE)

AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT  IT.

THIS WILL DRIVE YOU CRAZY

 Concept is simple : LEFT BRAIN VS.RIGHT  BRAIN

A woman awakes

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not

in bed. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at
the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to
be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a
tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter,
dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here
at this time of night?" The husband looks up from his coffee,

"Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only
18?" he asks solemnly. "Yes I do" she replies.

The husband pauses; the words were not coming easily.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the garden?"
"Yes! I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside
him.

The husband continued. "Do you remember when he showed the shotgun in my
face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail
for 20 years?"

"I remember that too" she replied softly. He wiped another tear
from his cheek and said, "I would have been released today!"

Laws of Projects.. How True..

Very informative regarding cellphones

Would you like to know if your mobile is original or not ?????

Press the following on your mobile*#06# and the-international mobile equipment identity number appears. Then check the 7th and 8th numbers:

	1	2	3	4	5	6	7 th	8 th	9	10	11	12	13	14	15
Phone serial no.	x	x	x	x	x	x	?	?	x	x	x	x	x	x	x

IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 02 or 20 this means your cell phone was assembled in Emirates which is very Bad quality

IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 08 or 80 this means your cell phone was manufactured in Germany which is fair quality

IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 01 or 10 this means your cell phone was manufactured in Finland which is very Good

IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 00 this means your cell phone was manufactured in original factory which is the best Mobile Quality

IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 13 this means your cell phone was assembled in Azerbaijan which is very Bad quality and also dangerous for your health

Match your partner

Valentine's special..nice one

Once, there was this guy, who was in love with a gal. She wasn't the most beautiful and

gorgeous but for him, she was everything.

He used to dream about her, about spending the rest of life with her. His friends told him,

"why do you dream so much about her, when you don't even know if she loves you or not?

First tell her your feelings, and get to know if she likes you or not".

He felt that was the right way. The girl knew from the beginning, that this guy loves her.

One day when he proposed, she rejected him.

His friends thought he would take to alcohol; drugs etc. and ruin his life.

To their surprise, he was not depressed.

 When they asked him how was it that he is not sad, he replied,

"'why should I feel bad? I lost one who never loved me & she lost the one

who really loved and cared for her."

 

 Never Cry for One Who Makes You Cry! 

Sure Shot Idea for Valinetine's Day Success !!!

Follow strictly the below mentioned steps and success is guaranteed:

  

Choose the girl you want to propose on the D-day

Pick a rose

Spot the girl

Stand in front of her

Give her the rose

Hug her tightlllyyyyy

If she doesn’t resist. Battle won, the girl is yours!!

If she resists and stare at you angrily,

Immediately leave her and start clapping and shouting

 

‘Didi Darr Gayi, Didi Darr Gayi!!!’

 

 

Be specific

A Man to God

 

Man: "Give me a bag full of money, a job and a vehicle full of girls"

…

…

…

…

…

 

God replies: "Tataastu My Son" and made him a bus conductor of APSRTC ladies special bus!

 

 

Moral: Be specific

Installing Husband 1.0

A woman writes to the Technical support Guy,

 

Dear Tech Support , 

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 . 

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as 
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as   NEWS 5.0,   MONEY 3.0   and CRICKET 4.1 . 

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system. 

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. 

What can I do? 

Signed, 

Desperate Woman

 

 DEAR DESPERATE Madam, 

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. 

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. 
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. 

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0to default to Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 . 
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. 

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) 

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 . 

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. 
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. 
We recommend:   Cooking 3.0 and   Hot Looks 7..7. 

Good Luck! 

Tech Support

Na Chemistry Hoti Na Love Hota

Na Chemistry Hoti Na Love Hota
Na Chemistry hoti na main Student hotaNa ye Lab hoti Na Ye Accident Hota
Abhi Practical main ayee nazar Ek LadkiSunder thi Naak Us ki Test Tube Jaisi
Baton main Us ki Glucose ki Mithas thiSanson main Ester ki Khushboo bhi sath thi
Aankhon se jhalakta tha kuch is Tarah ka PyaarBin Piye hi ho jata hai Alcohol ka Khumar
Anzene sa hota tha Uski Presence ka EhsaasAndhere main hota tha Radium ka Abhas
Nazrain mileen, reaction huaKuch is tarah Love ka Production hua
Lagne lage Us ke Ghar ke Chakkar aiseNucleus ke charon taraf Electron hon jaise
Us din hamare Test ka Confirmation huaJab us ke daddy se hamara Introduction hua
Sun kar hamari baat wo aise Uchal pareIgnesium Tube main jaise Sodium Bharak uthe
Wo bole, Hosh main aao, Pahchano apni AuqatIron mil nahin sakta kabhi Gold ke saath
Ye sun ker Tuta hamare Armanon Bhara BeakerAur ham Chup rahe Benzaldehyde ka Karwa Ghoont pee ker
Ab us ki yadon ke siwa hamara Kam chalta na thaAur Lab main hamare Dil ke siwa kuch jalta na tha
Zindagi ho gayee Unsaturated Hydrocarbon ki TarahAur ham phirte hain Awara Hydrogen ki Tarah

Distance Is No Barrier When You Truly Care

An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation:

Dear Son,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.Love, Dad
Shortly, the old man received this telegram:"For Heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up the garden!! That's where I buried the GUNS!!"
At 4 a.m. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns. Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asked him what to do next.
His son's reply was: "Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad.. It's the best I could do for you from here."


Moral:
No matter where you are in the world, if you have decided to do something deep from your heart you can do it. It is the thought that matters; not where you are and what the constraints are.

Shed Down Your Burden

A lecturer was giving a lecture to his student on stress management.

He raised a glass of water and asked the audience, "How heavy do you think this glass of water is?" The students' answers ranged from 20g to 500gm.

"It does not matter on the absolute weight. It depends on how long you hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it is alright. If I hold it for an hour, I will have an ache in my right arm. If I hold it for a day, you will have to call an ambulance.

It is the exact same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes. If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, we will not be able to carry on, the burden becoming increasingly heavier.

What you have to do is to put the glass down, rest for a while before holding it up again. We have to put down the burden periodically, so that we can be refreshed and are ! able to carry on.

So before you return home from work tonight, put the burden of work down. Don't carry it back home. You can pick it up tomorrow. Whatever burden you are having now on your shoulders, let it down for a moment if you can. Pick it up again later when you have rested."

Rest and relax, enjoy life !

Mast Jokes

What's the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand?
Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?

Dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kyo kehte hain?Kyon ki agar operation theek ho gaya to... PASS varna Hamesha ke liye BYE!

Lalu: Rabri, tum to hamara CHAND ho.Rabri: Na ji hamka CHAND VAND mat kahiye, ye sasure America wale roj Chand pe chadte utarte rahte hai.

Kabhi ye mat socho tumhare gf/bf ya wife/hubby ne tumhe kitna romantic msg bheja hai,sirf yeh socho ke Use kisne bheja hoga ?

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha.2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya.3rd day koi aur ladki thi.4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath thaMoral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

Manmohan Singh: We are sending Indians to the moon next year!
Bush: Wow! Howc many?Manamohan: 25 OBC, 25 SC, 20 ST, 5 Handicapped, 5 Sports Persons, 5 Terrorist Affected, 5 Kashmiri Migrants, 9 Politicians & if possible 1 Astronnaut

In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@12.75 n sell @15.25, it's loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband &the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id...

Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.

Ek samay ki bat hai, Mata Lakshmi ji ka ULLU unse rooth gaya aur bola, 'Apki sab puja karte hain, mujhe koi nahin puchhta'
Lakshmi ji boli: Ab se har sal meri puja se 8-10 din pehle tumhari puja hogi. Us din Ullu puje jayenge.Tabhi se Diwali k pehle us din ko KARWA CHAUTH keh kar manaya jata hai!

A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!

Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal NehruWe should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma GandhiDasto hun bapu di maniye ya chache ki?

10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% ofaccidentsarer due to driving without drinking! Piyo Sar Utha Ke!

Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya!

Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!

Masak-kali Beautiful walpaper

Stupid questions with smart answers

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter? PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand.”

Innocent Baby

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand. "That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?" "Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark." "How about transportation?" the father asked. "I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little boy answered. The boy had an answer to every question the father raised. Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you know." "We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied. "We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!"

Gender of Computer

What is the gender of Computer
Let's see what you think
In case you dont reach any conclusion you can scroll down and find out
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A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlikeEnglish, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.''Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'
A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into twogroups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whethercomputer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group wasasked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of thefeminine gender ('la computadora'), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers isincomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory forpossible later retrieval; and
4.. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spendinghalf your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine('el computador'), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time theyARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited alittle longer, you could have gotten a better model.

Thought of the Day

Thought of the DAY...

Alcohol may not be the answer to all the questions....

- Swami Vivekananda

But alcohol helps u to forget the entire question itself........

- Swami Vijay Mallya

Shero-Shayari

zindagi hai to khwab hain, 

khwab hain to manzilen hain, 

manzilen hai to raste hain, 

raste hain to muskilen hain, 

muskilen hain to MAIN HOON NAA. 

Kabristhan ke cahaukidar ke kabar pe baite hue kutte ki gale ke pat mein chupe hue virus ki sar ke baal ke andar ki bacteria ki kasam tusse!!! Great !!! ho!!!

Saaz k 7 awaz, Samander k 7 sahil, Phool k 7 khushbo, Jism k 7 rooh, Shama k 7 parwany, Khushi k 7 gum or aap k 7 hum :-)

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,

jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi,

dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim,

bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi !! 

God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, 

lekin behja to aisa bheja 

ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, 

Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, 

isliye maine tujhe bheja!

Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, 

Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, 

Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, 

to 8ve din naha lana chahiye.

kya mangu khuda se tume pane ke baad.

kiska karu intzar zindgi main tere aane ke baad.

kyun pyar me jaan luta deta hai log ,

mujhe maloom hua tumhe apna banane ke baad

Her sham ke bad rat ati hai, 

her baat ke bad tumhari yaad ati hai, 

chup reh ker bi dekh lia hum ne,

Khamoshion se bi tumhari awaz ati hai.

Na gila karte hain , na shikwa karte hain, tum salamat raho yanhi dua karte hain

New Year Resolution

My New Year resolution

 

 

 

 

 

No matter what happens in the project,

 

Whatever may be the pressure, deadlines, tensions+

 

 

.....

 

I'll maintain this spirit

 

....

 

....

Sachin and Sourav

Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly, now pretty old guys, 75 and 76 years old, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about cricket, like they do everyday.

 

Sachin turns to Sourav and says, "Do you think there's cricket in heaven?"

 

Ganguly thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal: if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's cricket in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same."

 

They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Sachin passes on.

 

One day soon afterward, Ganguly is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Sourav... Sourav!"

 

Ganguly responds, "Sachin! Is that you?" "Yes it is, Sourav," whispers Sachin's ghost.

 

Ganguly, still amazed, asks, "So, is there cricket in heaven?" "Well," says Sachin, "I've got good news and bad news."

 

"Gimme the good news first," says Ganguly.

 

Sachin says, "Well... there is cricket in heaven."

 

Ganguly says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that?"

 

Sachin sighs and whispers,

 

"You are going to open the innings this Friday."

Hindi Love Letter

Prem Patra

My Dear ‘Anamica': 

You must be surprised to receive this ‘Prem Patra' from me. Let me make my ‘Pahechan' to you as ‘Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge'. Though I am an ‘Awaara', I am also your ‘Deewana'. 

I am making you a ‘Prarthna' to enter ‘Zindagi' as a ‘Priyatama'. Even though I do not have any ‘Sambandh' with you, I still consider you as my ‘Dream Girl' with ‘Lal Dupatta Malmal Ka'. There are only ‘Do Raaste' left for me. One is to get your love by ‘Tyag' or to go the ‘Rangeela' way. 

Wouldn't you like to be ‘Mere Jeevan Saathi' as you are ‘Lakhon Mein Ek'? I also hope that you will ‘Guide' me in ‘Bahar' as we are made for ‘Ek Duje Ke Liye'. 

We will live in ‘Naya Zamana' where we will have a ‘Suhana Safar'. In this ‘Himalay Ki God Mein', our ‘Bandhan' is going to tied with ‘Preet Ki Dor'. I hope that we will have nothing but ‘Anand' in ‘Ye Dillagi.' 

Aren't you bored of ‘Akele Hum Akele Tum' life? Let this ‘Baazigar' be your ‘Boy Friend' and we start ‘Pehli Mohabbat'. This ‘Chahat' is going to lead to a ‘Milan' where you are going to call me everyday for ‘Aao Pyar Karen.' 

Now, ‘Phir Kab Miloge' as ‘Tumse Accha Kaun Hein'? As you know my love is ‘Himalay Se Uncha' and hopefully our ‘Mulakat' will be ‘An Evening in Paris.' ‘Aa Gale Lag Jaa'! 

‘Hum Aapke Hain Koun...'? 

Prem Pujaari

New Style Love Letter

My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda) , after WIPRO (Applying Thought) so much ,I dare to say that You are my TVS SCOOTY (First love) and my AIWA (Pure passion). I always BPL (Believe in the best) and you are SANSUI (Better than the best). You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (Delivering a million smiles) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (Seriously fresh) feeling for me. 

I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (The Unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (Born Tough) but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (The Josh Machine) and rest of our family members are KELVINATORS (The Coolest ones). 

If they say no, we will run away and marry and PHILIPS (Let's Make Things Better). They will feel MIRINDA (Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in COCA COLA (Jo chahe ho jaye). For our marriage SAMSUNG DIGITALL (Everyone's Invited) and after marriage we'll become WHIRLPOOL (U and ME - The World's best homemakers) 

Trust in God who's always NOKIA (Connecting people) who love each other. And we are WILLS (Made for each other) . Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (Real taste of life), SATYAM ONLINE (Fun, Fast, Easy).So never forget me. Ok bye! 

I wrote little but PEPSI (Yeh dil mange more). 

LG (Digitally Yours) !!!!!