Best Joke

*This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian *
Banta Singh walks into a bar in Ludhiana & orders three glasses of Beer andsits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. Whenhe finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in theglass; it would taste better if you bought one at a time."Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai ,the other in Canada , and I'm here in Ludhiana . When they left home, wepromised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we dranktogether."The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. BantaSingh becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the sameway. He ordersthree Beers and drinks them in turn.One day, he comes in and orders only two Beers. All the other regularsnotice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round,the bartender says," I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted tooffer my condolences on your great loss."Banta Singh looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye andhelaughs. "Oh, no," he, says, "Everyone's fine - both my brothers are alive".."Only thing is ---- I just quit drinking"!!!!!!