Mast Jokes

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Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab .
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ?
Whole body born in Punjab.

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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaare gaadi petrol se start hoti hai

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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

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How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....

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Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken. Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

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In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child